Monday, March 23, 2009

my. freakin. dignity.


i. have. no. dignity.

sigh.
i always seem to do shit like that to myself.

okay.
so i was walking home from school
as i turned around
i noticed 3 korean guys from my schools.
god no they weren't hot
kinda stuck up and full of themselves
and they live in front of me.
>___>
so here i was thinking.
i don't want to have to walk with guys like them.
so i started walking faster.
trying to walk off in a cool fashion
okay.
i wouldn't say cool
but i guess i just wanted to walk off quickly.

just as i was picking up a little pace
i managed to step into a massive ditch
and stumbled around for a while
arms flailing
before falling to my knees and hands
>_____>
in front of those guys
and well.
all of the road users...
oh.
god.
my dignity.
my dignity.
why.
why.
why...
plus
it hurt like SHIT
but of course.
i couldn't just fall.
and stay there.
so i stood up fast and practically ran off.
with the blood dripping off my leg

i know
beautiful.

=D

so yeah.
thats my dignity.
out the window.


on another note.
i may die from food poisoning.
due to a lovely chicken pie me and wenyu bought today.
which definitely did not LOOK or TASTE like chicken pie. >___>

its BROWN!!
chicken pie's usually WHITE
god...
and the after taste....

well.
if you don't see me tomorrow.
you'll know why...

4 comments:

Jacky Su said...

LOL!
The first four words of this post is so true.

Also. You definately got your moneys worth in that pie.
Looks like you not only received the chicken but the chicken shit too.
Explains the brown-ness.

pessimistic procrastinator said...

oh.
god.
...
I MIGHT ACTUALLY PUKE!!!

Unknown said...

I am seriously curious, after all these years, and you only realized that now ?

pessimistic procrastinator said...

T____T
kai. after all these years.
you still suck.
but kudos to actually reading my blog
haha