Monday, April 20, 2009

oh. wow.

maan..
i havent blogged in ages..
guess with all my assignments at the end of last term was probably the reason.

you'd think that with the start of the holidays i'd have more time.
wrong.
first of all there was easter camp.
then the constant going out.
it felt good having something to constantly do ...
it was an excuse i used for myself when my homework wasn't done..
i was already pre occupied with something else.

then.
today.
my first day sleeping in....
it was... amazing..
my dreams were. intense. as usual.

speaking of dreams.

on sunday, i had a dream that i was in the simpsons world.
the simpsons had gone off on a holiday trip somewhere... i think canada.
and flanders happened to be there too.
except for some reason. he had a bad reaction and turned into a werewolfe.

thats where the happy la la land stops.

here's me, dreaming in simpsons style, of about 9 different killings all done by flanders while he was a werewolfe.
each one becoming more and more ruthless.
thats when the whole town decides to leave town... because there was a killer on rampage.
but for some reason the simpsons decide to stay.

i blame homer because he's an idiot half the time.

anyway.
so. one day... lisa was playing outside in the snow.
when flanders spots her.
now since everyone had left town
he was really hungry.
and when he spotted lisa. he thought of her as the perfect kill.
just as he was about to make his move... lisa noticed.
and began to run for it.
this is where it turns into a video game... a bit like grand theft auto...
and then for some reason flanders becomes the devil...
and makes a deal with marge not the eat lisa after she show'd him her baby pictures.
instead.
he decided to eat bart.
and when homer tried to do something about it.
he ate homer too.

unluckily for flanders.
since he was so hungry. he forgot to chew.
leaving both those guys alive in there.
so they came up with a plan to annoy the heck out of flanders by jumping on his bladder.
making him have to go pee pee a lot.
finally they became more violent and started eating away at the insides of flanders..
and finally managed to make it out.

^^

yup.
thats the sort of dream i have...
a lot...

2 comments:

Jacky Su said...

Your dream could actually pass off as one of those Halloween specials.
Those treehouse horror episode things?

pessimistic procrastinator said...

hahahah i know
exactly what i was thinking
hahah.
doubt they'd take it tho. T___T